Lastly...

The Shrink

"Do you smoke?"
"Just a little."
"Do you drink?"
"Quite a lot."
"Dirty jokes?"
"Oh, I piddle."
"And, you gamble."
"On the spot."
"Do you steal?"
"When I am cheated."
"Do you cheat?"
"When I am down."
"Do you deal?"
"If I"m defeated."
"of those that lie?"
"I wear the crown!"
"Well, that's all, then."
"Are you sure, sir?"
"Oh, I'm sure."
"No more to say?"
"You're a fool."
"Is that my worst sin?"
"My point precisely."
"For that, I pay?"